Post by DjangoSP on Apr 16, 2006 20:19:18 GMT -5
I've recently discovered that I'm a Viewtiful Joe fan, so I have, yep! You guessed it! A Viewtiful Joe fic!!!!!! But enough yammering. I bring to you...
Return of the Jadows: Celluloid Apocalypse
Action, Adventure. Mild language. PG-PG13.
Chapter One: The Magnificent Five Returns!!!
Joe
It was exactly one year after the Jadows tried to escape MovieLand, and peace was returning to the real world. Sylvia had joined her dad (a.k.a “Captain Blue”) in the moviemaking biz. Me? Eh, I’m doin’ alright. But there are times when I missed knocking around Jadow members. At least I had something to do then.
I was walking down the street to visit Sylvia and Blue’s studio, when I heard a huge crash of thunder above me. I looked up, and gasped.
Dark black clouds were twisting around, and a large, dark hole was forming, lightning crashing around it. “Hey!” I yelled. “What’s going on?!” “HAHAHAHAHA!!!” A voice rang out. “Well, well, well. If it isn’t Viewtiful Joe! Or in this current case, “Average Joe”, heh, heh, heh…”
I narrowed my eyes, and held up my right arm, which had the V-Watch attached to it. “Yeah!? Well not for long!!! Henshi—” A bolt of lightning flew out of the sky and zapped my V-Watch. It crackled with electricity and broke apart. “It can’t be…” I said shakily.
Out of the sky jumped five large figures. I recognized them immediately. Charles the 3rd, Hulk Davidson, Gran Bruce, Fire Leo, and another figure, hovering just above the ground that should not even exist.
“Alastor?!” I yelled in surprise. The former Blade Master chuckled evilly. “That’s right. We’ve finally managed to escape that prison that you called a movie and come into the real world. Surprise, surprise.” I grasped my head in confusion. “But, but…this isn’t possible!! I thought you needed Silvia in order to escape!!”
Fire Leo let out a loud roar that sounded a little bit like a laugh. “Correction, Joe. We needed Silvia’s DNA to break through, not the girl herself. We managed to drain her blood when we first captured her. After that, we just injected into ourselves…and here we are. RAAAAAWAR!!! With the DNA of the Creator flowing through our veins, we can come and go from MovieLand as we please.”
Hulk Davidson slammed his axe into the ground, making it rumble violently. “You know what time it is? YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?! IT’S TIME FOR US TO GET SOME REVENGE FOR THE WAY YOU PUMMLED US BACK IN MOVIELAND!! AND THIS TIME, YOU AIN’T GOT THAT PUNY LITTLE V-WATCH TO BAIL YOU OUT!!!!”
Gran Bruce let out a loud gurgling sound. “Right you are, Hulky! Red Boy over here’s about to face an untimely…uh..um…y’know…END! At the hands of me, Gran…er…Bruce!! …I…think…”
Charles the 3rd snorted evilly. “Now you’ll pay for interrupting my beauty sleep that night!! I’m supposed to get 16 hours of sleep every day to make myself look beautiful!!”
I sighed, annoyed. “You might wanna shoot for 17.” Charles shot out a blood-red, moon-shaped boomerang that caught me across the stomach and knocked me down. I looked and my stomach and saw a large gash opening up on it.
“OW!!” I yelled. “Your attacks were never that strong!!” Fire Leo let out that roar/laugh again. “Well, of course, Joe. We’re in the real world now. The HUMAN world. Our powers are increased tenfold in this non-celluloid environment. And soon, we shall combine our powers together to bring about…the Celluloid Apocalypse. But enough chatter. Time to die, Viewtiful!!!! Fire Claw!!!!”
Fire Leo held up his claw, and it flared up instantly. He rushed towards me, claw raised.
A jet of water flew straight into Leo, and he slipped and crashed to the ground. Leo looked up at Gran Bruce, growling angrily. “What was that for you FOOL!?” Gran Bruce gurgled again. “Oy!! If anyone should destroy Joe, it’s gonna be…be…er..ah..ME!!!”
Alastor gave Bruce a very ticked off look. “Hey, hey, hey, hold it!! Joe’s, my arch rival, so I’LL be the one to waste him.” Charles snorted hungrily. “I beg pardon!? I shall be the one to feast on Joe!!”
Hulk stomped the ground in exasperation. “Wait up, fools!! Yo, I’m the one fixing to have his head as a hood ornament! Joe’s mine!!!” “MINE!!” Bruce yelled. “Oh, please.” Fire Leo groaned. “You can barely finish your sentences half the time. He’s MINE!!!!!!!!! ROOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
The five villains jumped on each other and started fighting furiously. Suddenly, I saw a flash of red light off to my right. I recognized it immediately. “Six Machine!!!” It stopped right next to me, and the bad guys continued fighting. I jumped into Six Machine and flew off. “Okay…now what do I do? My V-Watch is fried, the baddies are in the real world, and something about a Celluloid Apocalypse?” I gasped. “Wait a minute!! If my watch is toast, then how did Six Machine get here?!”
“Since we have been through many adventures together,” Six Machine said in that robotic voice of his. “Nothing, not even the extermination of the V-Watch can separate us as a team.”
I sighed. “Well, that’s a relief. Now, what do we do about the bad guys…”
Narrator
“Joe flies off with Six Machine with many questions racing through his head. How was Alastor revived? What is the Celluloid Apocalypse? Who is controlling the Jadows this time? And how will Joe hope to combat this newly arisen evil without the use of his heroic powers?”
Joe burst through the studio door with a large metal bat in his left hand. “I’ve HAD it up to HERE with your stupid, condescending narratives!! I don’t need superpowers to beat the punch lines outta you!!”
I held up my hands as Joe rushed towards me. “What!! I can quit! What are you gonna do with that bat?”
BANG!!
“Ow!!! Stop! Wait! That’s not supposed to twist that way…AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
To be continued…
Return of the Jadows: Celluloid Apocalypse
Action, Adventure. Mild language. PG-PG13.
Chapter One: The Magnificent Five Returns!!!
Joe
It was exactly one year after the Jadows tried to escape MovieLand, and peace was returning to the real world. Sylvia had joined her dad (a.k.a “Captain Blue”) in the moviemaking biz. Me? Eh, I’m doin’ alright. But there are times when I missed knocking around Jadow members. At least I had something to do then.
I was walking down the street to visit Sylvia and Blue’s studio, when I heard a huge crash of thunder above me. I looked up, and gasped.
Dark black clouds were twisting around, and a large, dark hole was forming, lightning crashing around it. “Hey!” I yelled. “What’s going on?!” “HAHAHAHAHA!!!” A voice rang out. “Well, well, well. If it isn’t Viewtiful Joe! Or in this current case, “Average Joe”, heh, heh, heh…”
I narrowed my eyes, and held up my right arm, which had the V-Watch attached to it. “Yeah!? Well not for long!!! Henshi—” A bolt of lightning flew out of the sky and zapped my V-Watch. It crackled with electricity and broke apart. “It can’t be…” I said shakily.
Out of the sky jumped five large figures. I recognized them immediately. Charles the 3rd, Hulk Davidson, Gran Bruce, Fire Leo, and another figure, hovering just above the ground that should not even exist.
“Alastor?!” I yelled in surprise. The former Blade Master chuckled evilly. “That’s right. We’ve finally managed to escape that prison that you called a movie and come into the real world. Surprise, surprise.” I grasped my head in confusion. “But, but…this isn’t possible!! I thought you needed Silvia in order to escape!!”
Fire Leo let out a loud roar that sounded a little bit like a laugh. “Correction, Joe. We needed Silvia’s DNA to break through, not the girl herself. We managed to drain her blood when we first captured her. After that, we just injected into ourselves…and here we are. RAAAAAWAR!!! With the DNA of the Creator flowing through our veins, we can come and go from MovieLand as we please.”
Hulk Davidson slammed his axe into the ground, making it rumble violently. “You know what time it is? YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?! IT’S TIME FOR US TO GET SOME REVENGE FOR THE WAY YOU PUMMLED US BACK IN MOVIELAND!! AND THIS TIME, YOU AIN’T GOT THAT PUNY LITTLE V-WATCH TO BAIL YOU OUT!!!!”
Gran Bruce let out a loud gurgling sound. “Right you are, Hulky! Red Boy over here’s about to face an untimely…uh..um…y’know…END! At the hands of me, Gran…er…Bruce!! …I…think…”
Charles the 3rd snorted evilly. “Now you’ll pay for interrupting my beauty sleep that night!! I’m supposed to get 16 hours of sleep every day to make myself look beautiful!!”
I sighed, annoyed. “You might wanna shoot for 17.” Charles shot out a blood-red, moon-shaped boomerang that caught me across the stomach and knocked me down. I looked and my stomach and saw a large gash opening up on it.
“OW!!” I yelled. “Your attacks were never that strong!!” Fire Leo let out that roar/laugh again. “Well, of course, Joe. We’re in the real world now. The HUMAN world. Our powers are increased tenfold in this non-celluloid environment. And soon, we shall combine our powers together to bring about…the Celluloid Apocalypse. But enough chatter. Time to die, Viewtiful!!!! Fire Claw!!!!”
Fire Leo held up his claw, and it flared up instantly. He rushed towards me, claw raised.
A jet of water flew straight into Leo, and he slipped and crashed to the ground. Leo looked up at Gran Bruce, growling angrily. “What was that for you FOOL!?” Gran Bruce gurgled again. “Oy!! If anyone should destroy Joe, it’s gonna be…be…er..ah..ME!!!”
Alastor gave Bruce a very ticked off look. “Hey, hey, hey, hold it!! Joe’s, my arch rival, so I’LL be the one to waste him.” Charles snorted hungrily. “I beg pardon!? I shall be the one to feast on Joe!!”
Hulk stomped the ground in exasperation. “Wait up, fools!! Yo, I’m the one fixing to have his head as a hood ornament! Joe’s mine!!!” “MINE!!” Bruce yelled. “Oh, please.” Fire Leo groaned. “You can barely finish your sentences half the time. He’s MINE!!!!!!!!! ROOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
The five villains jumped on each other and started fighting furiously. Suddenly, I saw a flash of red light off to my right. I recognized it immediately. “Six Machine!!!” It stopped right next to me, and the bad guys continued fighting. I jumped into Six Machine and flew off. “Okay…now what do I do? My V-Watch is fried, the baddies are in the real world, and something about a Celluloid Apocalypse?” I gasped. “Wait a minute!! If my watch is toast, then how did Six Machine get here?!”
“Since we have been through many adventures together,” Six Machine said in that robotic voice of his. “Nothing, not even the extermination of the V-Watch can separate us as a team.”
I sighed. “Well, that’s a relief. Now, what do we do about the bad guys…”
Narrator
“Joe flies off with Six Machine with many questions racing through his head. How was Alastor revived? What is the Celluloid Apocalypse? Who is controlling the Jadows this time? And how will Joe hope to combat this newly arisen evil without the use of his heroic powers?”
Joe burst through the studio door with a large metal bat in his left hand. “I’ve HAD it up to HERE with your stupid, condescending narratives!! I don’t need superpowers to beat the punch lines outta you!!”
I held up my hands as Joe rushed towards me. “What!! I can quit! What are you gonna do with that bat?”
BANG!!
“Ow!!! Stop! Wait! That’s not supposed to twist that way…AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
To be continued…